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jigoku_apts2013-01-31 11:51 pm
jurisdiction) wrote in jigoku_apts2013-01-31 11:51 pm
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WH3R3 TH3 FUCK 4R3 W3? WH4T 1S TH1S PL4C3? WH4T 1S UP W1TH 1TS 33R13 OB3SS1ON W1TH SH1TTY HUM4N V4L3NT1N3S D4Y C4NDY?? 4M 1 4LON3 H3R3? 1S TH3 C4LL COM1NG FROM W1TH1N TH3 HOUS3????
1F YOU H4V3 3V3R WOND3R3D TH3S3 QU3ST1ONS OR 4NYTH1NG S1M1L4R
PL34S3 D1R3CT YOUR 4TT3NT1ON TO TH3 TROLL 1N T34L
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 4ND PR1V4T3 3Y3 T3R3Z1 JUST SO H4PP3NS TO B3 ON TH3 C4S3
YOU 4R3 4LL 1N SUCH LUCK
TH3 MYST3R13S B3H1ND OUR UNL4WFUL K1DN4PP1NG 4R3 4BOUT TO B3 UNR4V3L3D L1K3 Y3ST3RD4YS DRUNK3N KN1TT1NG
SO!
ST3P ON3 OF MY 1NV3ST1G4T1ON:
COLL3CT 1NFORM4T1ON
T3LL M3 4BOUT YOURS3LV3S! T3LL M3 4BOUT TH3 PL4C3 YOU W3R3 L4ST
WH4T CHOR3S W3R3 TH3R3 FOR YOU TO T4K3 C4R3 OF 4ND WH4T W3R3 YOU 3V3N DO1NG D1R3CTLY B3FOR3 COM1NG H3R3
TH1S 1S NOT 4N OPPORTUN1TY / 1NV1T4T1ON TO TM1
US3FUL 1NFORM4T1ON ONLY!
MY N4M3 (DURRR) 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3 4ND MY L1F3 STORY 1S TOO TR4G1C FOR MORT4L 34RS
1 L1V3D 1N 4 TR33 ON 4 PL4N3T C4LL3D 4LT3RN14 4ND PL4Y3D G4M3S W1TH MY FR13NDS
1 W4S 4CTU4LLY ON 4 VOY4G3 TO 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS3!
1T 1S V3RY FUCK1NG TROUBL3SOM3 TH4T 1 H4V3 B33N T4K3N 4W4Y FROM TH4T
1M 4S H4PPY 4S TH3 R3ST OF YOU MUST B3
4NYW4YS!
TH4NK YOU V3RY MUCH FOR YOUR 1N3V1T4BL3 COOP3R4T1ON >:]
[TRANSLATION:]
Where the fuck are we? What is this place? What is up with its eerie obsession with shitty human Valentines day candy? Am I alone here? Is the call coming from within the house?
If you have ever wondered these questions or anything similar, please direct your attention to the troll in teal.
Legislacerator and private eye Terezi just so happens to be on the case. You are all in such luck. The mysteries behind our unlawful kidnapping are about to be unraveled like yesterday's drunken knitting.
So!!
Step one of my investigation: collect information.
Tell me about yourselves! Tell me about the place you were last. What chores were there for you to take care of and what were you even doing directly before coming here? This is not an opportunity/invitation to TMI. Useful information only!
My name (duh) is Terezi Pyrope and my life story is too tragic for mortal ears. I lived in a tree on a planet called Alternia and played games with my friends.
I was actually on a voyage to another universe! It is very troublesome that I have been taken away from that. I'm as happy as the rest of you must be.
Anyways!
Thank you very much for your inevitable cooperation. >:]
[ ooc: I will be replying to text with text, video with video, and so on! If you don't want the typing quirk or need a translation, please check out my permissions right HERE. ]
1F YOU H4V3 3V3R WOND3R3D TH3S3 QU3ST1ONS OR 4NYTH1NG S1M1L4R
PL34S3 D1R3CT YOUR 4TT3NT1ON TO TH3 TROLL 1N T34L
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 4ND PR1V4T3 3Y3 T3R3Z1 JUST SO H4PP3NS TO B3 ON TH3 C4S3
YOU 4R3 4LL 1N SUCH LUCK
TH3 MYST3R13S B3H1ND OUR UNL4WFUL K1DN4PP1NG 4R3 4BOUT TO B3 UNR4V3L3D L1K3 Y3ST3RD4YS DRUNK3N KN1TT1NG
SO!
ST3P ON3 OF MY 1NV3ST1G4T1ON:
COLL3CT 1NFORM4T1ON
T3LL M3 4BOUT YOURS3LV3S! T3LL M3 4BOUT TH3 PL4C3 YOU W3R3 L4ST
WH4T CHOR3S W3R3 TH3R3 FOR YOU TO T4K3 C4R3 OF 4ND WH4T W3R3 YOU 3V3N DO1NG D1R3CTLY B3FOR3 COM1NG H3R3
TH1S 1S NOT 4N OPPORTUN1TY / 1NV1T4T1ON TO TM1
US3FUL 1NFORM4T1ON ONLY!
MY N4M3 (DURRR) 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3 4ND MY L1F3 STORY 1S TOO TR4G1C FOR MORT4L 34RS
1 L1V3D 1N 4 TR33 ON 4 PL4N3T C4LL3D 4LT3RN14 4ND PL4Y3D G4M3S W1TH MY FR13NDS
1 W4S 4CTU4LLY ON 4 VOY4G3 TO 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS3!
1T 1S V3RY FUCK1NG TROUBL3SOM3 TH4T 1 H4V3 B33N T4K3N 4W4Y FROM TH4T
1M 4S H4PPY 4S TH3 R3ST OF YOU MUST B3
4NYW4YS!
TH4NK YOU V3RY MUCH FOR YOUR 1N3V1T4BL3 COOP3R4T1ON >:]
[TRANSLATION:]
Where the fuck are we? What is this place? What is up with its eerie obsession with shitty human Valentines day candy? Am I alone here? Is the call coming from within the house?
If you have ever wondered these questions or anything similar, please direct your attention to the troll in teal.
Legislacerator and private eye Terezi just so happens to be on the case. You are all in such luck. The mysteries behind our unlawful kidnapping are about to be unraveled like yesterday's drunken knitting.
So!!
Step one of my investigation: collect information.
Tell me about yourselves! Tell me about the place you were last. What chores were there for you to take care of and what were you even doing directly before coming here? This is not an opportunity/invitation to TMI. Useful information only!
My name (duh) is Terezi Pyrope and my life story is too tragic for mortal ears. I lived in a tree on a planet called Alternia and played games with my friends.
I was actually on a voyage to another universe! It is very troublesome that I have been taken away from that. I'm as happy as the rest of you must be.
Anyways!
Thank you very much for your inevitable cooperation. >:]
[ ooc: I will be replying to text with text, video with video, and so on! If you don't want the typing quirk or need a translation, please check out my permissions right HERE. ]
text;
SOM3ON3 P41NT3D ON TH3 B3DROOM W4LLS
TH3YR3 PR3TTY FUCK1NG 4W3SOM3
TH3 NUMB3R 1S 201
WH4T 4BOUT YOU
WH3R3 4R3 YOU >:?
Text;
IT'S EERIE AS FUCK.
AND ENTIRELY TOO MUCH PINK FOR MY PERSONAL ENJOYMENT.
BUT WHATEVER, ENOUGH ABOUT THE DUBIOUS TASTE OF WHOEVER BUILT AND DECORATED IT, THE NUMBER IS 315.
THOUGH I'M OUT IN THE HALL RIGHT NOW.
text;
P1NK 1S 4 F4NT4ST1C COLOR BUT 1 DONT R34LLY TH1NK 1T SU1TS YOU MUCH
1M GO1NG TO W41T OUTS1D3 MY DOOR 4ND ST4Y PUT FOR NOW
YOU COM3 F1ND M3
OK4Y?
text;
OF ALL THE COLOURS TO SUIT ME, LIGHT AND FLOWERY PINK IS NOT ONE.
WHATEVER, I'M ON MY WAY.
[And indeed, sometime later Karkat shows up, jumping at shadows and looking over his shoulders as he goes. His sickle is clutched in his hands, and he's trying to avoid standing close to the walls.
When he sees her, he almost sags with relief.]
Terezi!