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[carcinogenetics]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JIGOKU APTS.
I HAVE HAD IT.
HAD IT UP TO HERE, WHEREVER SUCH A LOFTY BUT UNSTATED PLACE MAY BE ON ONE'S PERSON, WITH MURDEROUS SHIT.
I'M DONE.
FUCKING DONE WITH IT ALL.
DOLLS, GHOSTS, MEATGRUBS, WHATEVER.
I'M THROUGH.
DONE.
DUSTED.
ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
I REJECT YOUR SHITTY REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT FOR ONE OF MY OWN.
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT RICH IN ACCURACY AND CONTENT.
ACCURACY AND CONTENT OF THE ROMANTIC LIVES OF HUMANS, AS LIMITED AS THAT UNDERSTANDING IS IN AND OF ITSELF.
WHAT I AM SAYING, IF NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO GET IT THROUGH THEIR FOOT-THICK CRANIAL PANS, IS THAT I AM GOING TO BE STREAMING SOME ROMCOMS THAT I FOUND AT THE GROCERY STORE.
FUCK YOUR HORROR, FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT, FUCK YOUR SUSPENSE AND JUMPSCARES.
WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THE GREATEST GENRE OF CINEMA TO EVER HAVE GRACED THE SUBJECT OF THE SILVER SCREEN, IN BOTH ALTERNIAN AND EARTHEN CULTURE.
NO GHOSTS.
NO CHILDREN MADE OF MEAT WITH MURDEROUS INTENTIONS.
AND ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING DOLLS.
NONE OF THEM ARE ALLOWED.
NONE.
IF YOU INVITE THEM I WILL EVISCERATE YOU.
I WILL SHOVE YOU IN A ROOM WITH VACANT BEARS AND MOUTHLESS CATS THAT STARE AT YOU WITH DEAD, EMPTY EYES.
WHO KNOWS WHAT HORRORS 'HELLO KITTY' HAS SEEN IN HER LIFE.
WHO KNOWS WHAT TERROR SHE WILL SHARE WITH YOU.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE HAS NO MOUTH AND SHE MUST SCREAM.
SO I'M GOING TO BE STREAMING THESE AT ABOUT SIX THIRTY ON WEDNESDAY ACCORDING TO THE CALENDER ON THIS LUMP OF SHIT THAT PASSES FOR A COMPUTER.
TUNE THE FUCK IN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST LIE DOWN AND LET THE APARTMENTS SHIT ALL OVER YOU.
AND BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN THE SHITTING HELL I AM GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE AGAIN THIS WEEK JUST TO DELIVER SOME MILKY CANDY TO YOUR LAZY ASS DOORS.

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[Wait for it.

Wait for it.]

.......Are they really that great?

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[carcinogenetics]

YES.
THEY ARE REALLY THAT GREAT.
THOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE TWO MOVIES.
MOST OF THE HUMAN FLICKS I SAW WERE AMERICAN.

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OKAY, OKAY, if they're REALLY that good then I guess I'll have to watch these!! Even if YOU haven't seen these!

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[carcinogenetics]

YOU'VE MADE A GOOD CHOICE.
I IMAGINE YOU HAVEN'T MADE MANY OF THOSE.

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I MAKE GOOD CHOICES. [No, he doesn't.]

This is just another one.

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[carcinogenetics]

HM
/:B

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HEY!! What's THAT supposed to mean? >:(

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[carcinogenetics]

NOTHING.
JUST 'HM'.
\:B

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HMMMMMM

That's real rude though!

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[carcinogenetics]

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE FOOD PREPARATION AREA.

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I CAN HANDLE THE HEAT!!

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[carcinogenetics]

THEN GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE FOOD PREPARATION AREA DID I SAY YOU COULD LEAVE?
NO I DID NOT!

[Karkat that doesn't even make sense.]

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. . . WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

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[carcinogenetics]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW!
THIS GOT NONSENSICAL REALLY FAST.
IT'S BEST IF WE BOTH AGREE NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.

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BUT WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN?

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[carcinogenetics]

I LITERALLY JUST EXPLAINED.
LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE.

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That's not a good reason!

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[carcinogenetics]

FUCK YOU, IT'S A GREAT REASON.

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No it's not!

Geez, if you don't wanna talk about it, I won't, but that reason's no good at all!!!

[He is a dirty liar. He'll bring it up anyway.]

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[carcinogenetics]

GOOD LORD, DO YOU NEVER SHUT UP.

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Nah! Only when I REALLY have to!

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[carcinogenetics]

LIKE WHEN SOMEONE BANS YOU FROM THE CHAT?

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Who's banning me from the chat?!

[Yes.]

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[carcinogenetics]

carcinoGeneticist [CG] has banned Rin from the chat.