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[carcinogenetics]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JIGOKU APTS.
I HAVE HAD IT.
HAD IT UP TO HERE, WHEREVER SUCH A LOFTY BUT UNSTATED PLACE MAY BE ON ONE'S PERSON, WITH MURDEROUS SHIT.
I'M DONE.
FUCKING DONE WITH IT ALL.
DOLLS, GHOSTS, MEATGRUBS, WHATEVER.
I'M THROUGH.
DONE.
DUSTED.
ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
I REJECT YOUR SHITTY REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT FOR ONE OF MY OWN.
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT RICH IN ACCURACY AND CONTENT.
ACCURACY AND CONTENT OF THE ROMANTIC LIVES OF HUMANS, AS LIMITED AS THAT UNDERSTANDING IS IN AND OF ITSELF.
WHAT I AM SAYING, IF NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO GET IT THROUGH THEIR FOOT-THICK CRANIAL PANS, IS THAT I AM GOING TO BE STREAMING SOME ROMCOMS THAT I FOUND AT THE GROCERY STORE.
FUCK YOUR HORROR, FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT, FUCK YOUR SUSPENSE AND JUMPSCARES.
WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THE GREATEST GENRE OF CINEMA TO EVER HAVE GRACED THE SUBJECT OF THE SILVER SCREEN, IN BOTH ALTERNIAN AND EARTHEN CULTURE.
NO GHOSTS.
NO CHILDREN MADE OF MEAT WITH MURDEROUS INTENTIONS.
AND ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING DOLLS.
NONE OF THEM ARE ALLOWED.
NONE.
IF YOU INVITE THEM I WILL EVISCERATE YOU.
I WILL SHOVE YOU IN A ROOM WITH VACANT BEARS AND MOUTHLESS CATS THAT STARE AT YOU WITH DEAD, EMPTY EYES.
WHO KNOWS WHAT HORRORS 'HELLO KITTY' HAS SEEN IN HER LIFE.
WHO KNOWS WHAT TERROR SHE WILL SHARE WITH YOU.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE HAS NO MOUTH AND SHE MUST SCREAM.
SO I'M GOING TO BE STREAMING THESE AT ABOUT SIX THIRTY ON WEDNESDAY ACCORDING TO THE CALENDER ON THIS LUMP OF SHIT THAT PASSES FOR A COMPUTER.
TUNE THE FUCK IN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST LIE DOWN AND LET THE APARTMENTS SHIT ALL OVER YOU.
AND BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN THE SHITTING HELL I AM GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE AGAIN THIS WEEK JUST TO DELIVER SOME MILKY CANDY TO YOUR LAZY ASS DOORS.

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[tooled]

I see. In that case, I suppose I have a lot more to learn even to just get to a basic level necessary for survival..

[ She's taking it so seriously. So much that she's a little worried. ]

[carcinogenetics]

I CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE.
THIS SORT OF STUFF IS PRETTY FASCINATING.

[tooled]

[ .. It's a little dangerous. Should she reveal such private information with someone else? .. Hmm, maybe.. even if it's a little embarassing, surely he'll find her weird.. ]

Could it be that romance is more difficult for certain people than it is for others, in that case?

[carcinogenetics]

ABSOLUTELY.
HELL MOST PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH ROMANCE - EVEN THE EXPERTS.
IT'S A VERY NUANCED AREA OF LIFE.

[tooled]

It almost seems contrary for something to be that important yet that difficult.. most things important in life are fairly simple, such as breathing.

Yet.. I feel somewhat relieved hearing that.

[carcinogenetics]

THAT IS SUCH A DUMB FUCKING COMPARISON, OH MY GOD.
BREATHING IS SOMETHING AUTOMATIC YOU DO TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE.
IT'S UNIQUE TO YOU.
YOU DON'T BREATHE FOR ANYONE ELSE.
HOWEVER ROMANCE AND RELATIONSHIPS ARE IMMEDIATELY MORE COMPLICATED DUE TO THE ADDITION OF ANOTHER PERSON IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE REACTIONS OF ANOTHER PERSON - AND IF YOU CAN THEN YOU SUCK AND SHOULDN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM BECAUSE WOW THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

[tooled]

[ .. She got it wrong again already?! Is she truly that much of a failure at this.. ]

Of course you shouldn't control another person's feelings. [ Somehow she can't help but think of Monobear, the way he was manipulating everyone in the end.. ] If anyone would do so in this place, I would certainly strike them down.

[carcinogenetics]

AMEN.