jigoku_apts | First Guitar Solo

[There is a muffled sound of someone awkwardly trying to work a phone, before a loud voice finally speaks up. Eddie proving to have some colorful language when he speaks.]

Dunno who I'm talkin' to- but, hey. If you could like direct me to the asshole who shoved a cinnamon candy in my mouth, it'd be appreciated, I'd like to have a few words with that shit.

Cause, hey- mother fucker. Shovin' cinnamon candy in someone's mouth when their asleep is fuckin' terrible. Besides you know, the chokin' hazard, do you know how fuckin' nasty cinnamon is? Seriously. Who the fuck even does that?

That in itself is the shittiest fuckin' thing. C'mon, man, at least give us somethin' like mint. Mint is perfectly acceptable if not less fuckin' nauseatin'. If I'm gonna die from candy, let it be mint, or- [There is a brief pause as he deliberates over his choices] chocolate mints. Yeah, chocolate mints.

Thanks for listenin' I guess? Hell if I know how these shitty blackberries work. This is why I use a flip phone, shit is simpler.

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[Oh Eddie, if only you knew!]

Have you been told of the Fleshchildren?

[Oh the things he will learn one day.]

...No I haven't. You wanna fill me in?

The Fleshchildren are two wonderful creatures called 'Vice' and 'Visi'. Twins, of a kind. Certainly kindred souls. [She sounds fond as she speaks of them.] They're a peculiar sort, who must take the bodies of humans to create their own.

I cannot fault them for their nature. They can't control it anymore than you can control your own. However, I will tell you this.

Should one come for your body?

Run.

[After all, it's only sporting to give warning, isn't it?

Edited (oops! not what I meant haha) 2013-09-07 09:56 (UTC)

Ah... right. Runnin' is good, very good for that shit. [He is particularly wary of how fond she sounds for the twins. Eddie opts not to ask about why, instead how pops into his head.] M'tempted to ask how the hell you didn't get used for parts if you've met 'em.

[A beatific smile touches her lips. He can't see it, but he will probably hear it in her words.]

I am blessed by the Holy Trinity of godesses, child. The children will not harm me.

[That and she's an eldritch abomination who would eat them alive and they're smart enough not to cross her, but really, it amounts to the same thing when you are Double.]

[This does little to really comfort the roadie. Some part of him wondering if she was secretly a Battle Nun in disguise. He opts not to question it again figuring he should give Double the benefit of the doubt.]

I'll keep that in mind, incase I need someone to you know talk them out of stealin' body bits. I do fuckin' need 'em.

Yes, I can definitely understand that.

Walk in the way of the Trinity, and the children will not touch you.

[Don't, and she'll just eat the bits they leave off. Hooray for teamwork!]

Yeah, I'll keep the Trinity round in my head. Along with my axe. Axe's are good for cuttin' shit at least.

Anyway, uh, how long you've been in this hell hole?

Perhaps I should get one of my own, if needs be. [Needs won't be.] I have only been here a month. Various others have been here for longer. Mika herself has lived here years, the poor child.

I heard as much from her. Hell if I know how she or any of you get on around this hell hole.

We have faith, child. Perhaps only I have faith in the Trinity, but we all have faith in our ability to defeat these odds.

S'a good motto to take, better than what most probably have when dropped into this shit stye. [Eddie hasn't seen much of anything of the town, but he's already not fond of it.]

Thank you, child. [She doesn't seem to mind the harsh language he uses, and just laughs gently again.]

If there is anything else you need, please don't hesitate to let me know.]

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