First Guitar Solo - [Audio]

[kingroadie]

[There is a muffled sound of someone awkwardly trying to work a phone, before a loud voice finally speaks up. Eddie proving to have some colorful language when he speaks.]

Dunno who I'm talkin' to- but, hey. If you could like direct me to the asshole who shoved a cinnamon candy in my mouth, it'd be appreciated, I'd like to have a few words with that shit.

Cause, hey- mother fucker. Shovin' cinnamon candy in someone's mouth when their asleep is fuckin' terrible. Besides you know, the chokin' hazard, do you know how fuckin' nasty cinnamon is? Seriously. Who the fuck even does that?

That in itself is the shittiest fuckin' thing. C'mon, man, at least give us somethin' like mint. Mint is perfectly acceptable if not less fuckin' nauseatin'. If I'm gonna die from candy, let it be mint, or- [There is a brief pause as he deliberates over his choices] chocolate mints. Yeah, chocolate mints.

Thanks for listenin' I guess? Hell if I know how these shitty blackberries work. This is why I use a flip phone, shit is simpler.

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[kingroadie]

That certainly narrows it down at least, keeps me from havin' to make a huge fuckin' list.

[Eddie shrugs in turn.] Eh, I can deal with it.

[tooled]

The good thing though is that there are enough people willing to help others in this place. [ .. ] I would not mind offering you help either if you would ever require it. I am skilled in the ways of the sword.

[kingroadie]

It is, I dunno what the hell it'd be like with everyone you know- ignorin' the shit out of each other. [He nods, appreciative of the offer.] I'd be happy to return the favor if its ever needed. I ain't shy about killin' creepy shit in the first damn place.

I'm Eddie by the way, Eddie Riggs. Nice to meet ya, uh, circumstances aside anyway.

[tooled]

My name is Peko Pekoyama. It is nice to meet you as well. [ She bows her head despite.. it.. not.. being visible over audio.. it's just the force of habit, okay. ]

It is good to have fellow fighters in this place though. I am aware some people here can't defend themselves as easily, so it is good to have a group who does to look after the others as well if it is necessary.